Not a Rock Star

I'm not a rock star

don't try to tell me what to do 

don't try to tell me you are

I'm not a rock star

I never learned a single lesson

never play my guitar

I couldn't carry half a tune 

my aim is not at the moon

I'm not  a rock star

(yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm not Jagger

don't have a titty entourage

got no theatrical stagger

I'm not Mcartney

so don't you give me no massage

or take the piss out of me

nobody pony up the cash

nobody break out the stash

I'm not a rock star

(yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm not  Jesus

I'm not  Buddha Muhammad, don't mix me up with your mama

 do what I pleases

I ain't looking for no trouble

don't you pop my little bubble

take the wind out my sails

or get the cross and the nails

I'm not a rock star

(yeah, yeah, yeah)

American Idol sickens me

I never got it down that good

running on the treadmill, climbing the tree

I wouldn't even if I could

I'm not  a rock star

(yeah, yeah, yeah)

don't need instruction

don't need an agent's advice

so don't you catch me thinking twice

no introductions

I got no royalty checks

I got no muscle to flex

so much I want you all to hear

can't stand you coming too near

I'm not a rock star

(yeah, yeah, yeah)

M@ 2010